I came back from my TA presentation session, and this is what I found waiting in my queensmail inbox.

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Hi Everybody

we seem to have picked up some items of clothing over the past few weeks. We have:

- a pair of women's size 29-32 designer jeans, complete with belt, that were found up in Room 427 of Dupuis a few weeks ago
- a pair of black men's dress shoes, and a navy blazer, that were found in Room 215, Dupuis last week

My sense is that people are changing clothes and forgetting to take all of their clothing with them (either that, or there are some people walking around in interesting outfits).

Anyway, if you happen to be missing a pair of jeans or shoes or a blazer, please see Maureen in the Main Office.

In other news...

It seems that something eXXXtra special may have happened in the lunch lounge on the second floor. I have to say that we were *not* happy to have all the violet dripped all over the place, and the handprints on the table, so we would really prefer that whatever activity was taking place be conducted off campus - "eXXtra special" is still pretty good, even if it is lacking an "X". Location isn't everything. The dye really does tend to stain table tops, finger nails, and the like, and now when we see people this time of year with purple hands and finger nails, well, who knows what we're going to think. We may have to replace the table because it is stained. So please - whoever was "working" with the dye, or has plans to - please take this off campus! Thank you!

That's all for now.

And finally,

I would like to wish all of you all the best in your exams.

Take care,

Jim M.

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First off, i hope the girl who owns those pants was changing. I think it would be rather alarming to find someone running the streets with no pants. I would be embarassed to go pick them up though. Just sayin'.

And I love how this guys just says "In other news..." and goes on to talk about doing "something eXXXtra special" and using quotation marks everywhere.For those who don't understant this email, it's fine. I'm not going to explain it.

Now that I've gotten the laughter out of my system, I'm back to studying. "Yay."